Hometown: Amazon, FlashDeals Year: Unknown Major: Music Ion IPA77 Tailgater, deemed Martha on the field, is our team speaker. Hailing from the Amazon Warehouse, she has been a vivacious member of Syzygy since winter 2015, when our former Martha sadly went missing (don’t worry she was quickly found and then lost again). Martha is a critical component to all Syz warm ups, track workouts and halftime dance parties. Don’t let Martha’s seemingly typical appearance fool you, she is anything but a normal speaker. From traveling around the country to watch our games to cheering us on through frigid Minnesota practices, Martha has never missed a Syzygy anything. However, it hasn’t been easy being Syz’s number one fan. Once, on her way to one of our tournaments she had to fight American Airlines to prove that she would not spontaneously combust during the flight. Thankfully, through Martha’s tenacity and some tweeting #saveMartha, she made it onto the plane.
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